Fresh Tweets From the Messy Minds of Twitter (February 6, 2023)

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    Font - hatsune mitski (zeph) @zephanijong having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends 5:43 PM 2/4/23 760K Views 39K Likes 6,106 Retweets 311 Quotes
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    Font - Tart of Darkness @theinfophile If you read THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE as a child then finally tasted Turkish Delight and discovered it is terrible, you may be entitled to financial compensation. 5:05 PM 2/3/23 2M Views 61.4K Likes 8,271 Retweets 1,621 Quotes
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    Font - Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury Guy in front of me: -and what the heck, I'll buy the next guy's coffee. Me (walking up to the register): 1 would like a one million dollar coffee 7:23 PM 2/1/23 133K Views 6,701 Likes 329 Retweets 4 Quotes
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    Jaw - Helen Rosner @hels Saw a recipe for "oat risotto" and honestly it looked terrific but also sir that is oatmeal 1:40 PM 1/31/23 620K Views . 13K Likes 515 Retweets 58 Quotes
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    Font - Pug 5 @pugmane Jedi accountant "I see here Qui-gon purchased one ...boy on Tatooine. Wait that can't be right." 5:52 PM 1/31/23 487K Views 99 13.7K Likes 1,209 Retweets 43 Quotes
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    Rectangle - gaut @Oxgaut Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting SA 60 Marketing Sync Thursday, February 2 11:00am - 12:00pm Weekly on Tuesday, Thursday Join Google Meet meet.google.com/kqv-cvap-hdu Join by phone (US) +1 617-675-4444 PIN: 359 209 497 0102# $603.25 cost of meeting Send an Email Instead 3 guests 2 yes 1 awaiting 1 ⠀ John Smith ($144.23 per hour) Organizer Olivia Jones ($144.23 per hour) Justin Mendel ($84.3 per hour) Vera Katts ($120.19 per hour) Alex Jones ($110.3 p
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    Hairstyle - rr ~ @tize4PF who directed the ad campaigns for prime bro PRIME PRIME PRIME 10:52 PM 2/3/23 6.9M Views TIER 82.7K Likes 3,272 Retweets 702 Quotes
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    Font - François Toulour @specialkays88 Women really talk to you like HR when they are completely done with you. Terrible stuff lol. TMZ TMZ @TMZ. 8h #UPDATE: Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen, reacted to the quarterback's announcement ... saying, "Wishing you only wonderful things in this new chapter of your life." tmz.me/IVSr3YE 12:35 PM 2/1/23 6M Views 105K Likes 14.4K Retweets 1,283 Quotes
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    Font - hunter @hunter_hhhh it makes me so fucking mad that germans call jerking off Meatënschlappen 1:49 AM 2/3/23 13.5M Views . 101K Likes 8,192 Retweets 1,425 Quotes
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    Font - Emma Arnold @iamemmaarnold Henry wants a tattoo for his 18th birthday so I reminded him that I have a giant tiger tramp stamp from when I was his age and he said, "perfect that's what I'll get." Now he & his brothers are discussing how funny it would be if we all had tiger tramp stamps, like AS A FAMILY 6:17 PM 2/1/23 1.7M Views . 53.5K Likes 2,276 Retweets 270 Quotes
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    Font - leo thee afro-arakki @arakkisuperstar are popular kids really that mean or did we all just see too many movies written by losers 11:36 PM 1/31/23 1.4M Views 14.7K Likes 718 Retweets 1,018 Quotes
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    Font - youngmi mayer @ymmayer as a female comedian there is a type of DM i get which is way worse than an unsolicited dick pic which is a man trying to make a joke 7:19 AM 2/1/23 102K Views . 2,502 Likes 63 Retweets 4 Quotes
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    Font - huey @wydhuey accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes "what was that" so i immediately said "no way you saw that too?" and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted 4:39 PM 2/2/23 175K Views 9,441 Likes 408 Retweets 27 Quotes
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    Product - Grace C @grxcecxtherine not my 3rd grader discovering I have a girlfriend and making me this 5:59 PM 2/1/23 3.2M Views .
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    Font - Cilantro.bb.95@aim.com @bb_apes not only are we seeing the downfall of netflix, we are also seeing the downfall of chill 12:38 PM 2/2/23 70.3K Views 1,881 Likes 227 Retweets 3 Quotes
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    Font - narjis @HYDERABADIE stop putting pork products in cat food they're muslim!!! 2:43 PM 1/31/23 2.1M Views . 56.2K Likes 5,890 Retweets 492 Quotes
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    Font - LL, LLC @lesbianlawfirm we need a narcan for when weed makes you scared 9:35 PM 2/3/23 268K Views . 9,068 Likes 788 Retweets 100 Quotes
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    Font - latke @latkedelrey it's funny how it was established that u need at least 10 days off for a covid infection and then the CEO of delta was like "can we plssss make it five days instead" and the government was like "sure! we will just ask the virus to be less serious" 4:19 AM 2/1/23 - 1M Views 48.5K Likes 5,741 Retweets 120 Quotes
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    Automotive tire - Corn * @upblissed bears are so fucking stupid how do you not see this shit 3:54 PM 2/1/23 494K Views 17.2K Likes 544 Retweets 30 Quotes ...
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    Font - ceo of kory @korysverse something about knowing cast members are either best friends or hate each others guts behind the camera really enhances whatever you're watching 8:22 PM 1/30/23 10.8M Views . . 66.1K Likes 3,954 Retweets 1,197 Quotes
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    Font - Molly McGhee + @mollymcghee I have never lived in a two story house. Is it normal for people to "leave things on the stairs" for you to "take up" as you go? Is this like some secret knowledge you all have from your childhood 10:02 PM 2/1/23 2.2M Views 38.2K Likes 555 Retweets 805 Quotes
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    Eyebrow - Zack Budryk @BudrykZack "Quietly devastating sci-fi with a Parks & Rec guy" really cleaning up as a subgenre lately 12:24 PM 1/31/23 3.3M Views . 79.6K Likes 5,958 Retweets 340 Quotes
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    Font - Katy Stoll @katystoll Ah yes that classic movie quote "here's looking at your, kid" Y55sLVIT 1/ JU "Here's looking at your, kid." Gone With The Wind The Maltese Falcon O Casablanca . None of these 11:37 AM 1/31/23 83.7K Views 1,375 Likes 19 Retweets 1 Quote
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    Font - Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke RIP using ChatGPT to do your homework. December 2022 - December 2022. View Feedback Details in this essay suggests that ChatGPT may have been used in the writing of this paper. The use of an Al tool in this fashion counts as an act of academic dishonesty. In response, the essay has been assigned a grade of a zero. Tim Ryan, Jan 20, 2023 at 12:29pm bro got caught using Chat GPT and got a Media Comment . zero Save 11:27 PM 1/31/23 2.1M Views 13.2K Likes 1,133 Retwee
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    Font - REFRONT BREWE 35 Lakefront Brewery @lakefront Sure, we'll get right on that. ULICIO View Profile Yesterday 7:16 PM Hey Lake Front Brewery, My friends and I are having a birthday weekend getaway in April, and we'd love if you guys could send us a couple cases! We love drinking your drink, and would be honored to get some sent! We'd all post on our stories and tag you guys drinking your drink! Block Accept message request from If you accept, they will also be able to call you and see info s
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    Font - Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman people who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day 6:17 PM 1/31/23 598K Views 13.9K Likes 868 Retweets 131 Quotes
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    Facial expression - shaggy @Rockybalbonga1 My ex used to watch sex and the city and I'd get so horny for this one that I would start pacing around like a big cat in the zoo 12:12 AM 1/31/23 1M Views ... 15.9K Likes 650 Retweets 185 Quotes
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    Font - Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle These landlords want 2023 prices with 1993 kitchens and bathrooms. 5:34 AM 2/3/23 986K Views . 22.1K Likes 4,524 Retweets 358 Quotes
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    Font - Gators Daily @Gators Daily People think im a bot when in reality I am literally just googling pictures of gators at work 6:23 PM 2/3/23 305K Views 14K Likes 702 Retweets 41 Quotes
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    Font - CH Ben Rosen @ben_rosen *sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i'm actually making a ton of progress with the boulder...no there's not really like promotions...no yeah I can definitely ask 9:44 PM 2/2/23 2M Views 73.6K Likes 7,774 Retweets 124 Quotes
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    Font - aaaal @lynchtwinpeaks Not to sound like a boomer but the forced switch from wired headphones/earphones to bluetooth is one of the worst technological advancements of our time 7:03 AM 2/2/23 715K Views . 29K Likes 3,698 Retweets 993 Quotes
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    Font - Mariè @p8stie Just got back from a date with Irish guy in Belfast... we went to the pub, he drank 7 beers and barely said a word the entire time. Then he tried to makeout with me and when I wouldn't go home with him he picked a fight with some guy outside?? Is this normal????? 12:22 PM 2/3/23 193K Views 2,473 Likes 76 Retweets 73 Quotes
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    Font - Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous 11:29 AM 2/4/23 1.4M Views . 28.7K Likes 1,336 Retweets 556 Quotes
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    Wheel - tokok SWB @ykkswb he really said " twitter.com/i/spaces/1ypkd... 99 12:33 PM 2/3/23 24.3M Views . 732K Likes 57.1K Retweets 1,442 Quotes : ...
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    Font - Trung Phan @TrungTPhan Time it took to get 100 million users: Netflix: 10 years Gmail: 5 years Twitter: 5 years Facebook: 4.5 years WhatsApp: 3.5 years Instagram: 2.5 years TikTok: 9 months ChatGPT: 2 months Pirate Bay: 1 day after Netflix cancelled shared passwords and Gen-Z discovered torrents. 6:36 PM 2/3/23 4.5M Views . . 43.4K Likes 3,845 Retweets 261 Quotes
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    Font - A - A Political Hater @Deenike Beyoncé better price those tickets like someone who told people to quit their jobs last July 9:11 AM 2/1/23 5.5M Views . . 150K Likes 22.2K Retweets 1,417 Quotes
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    Font - zach silberberg @zachsilberberg if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done 10:22 PM 2/4/23 497K Views . . 24.8K Likes 3,965 Retweets 87 Quotes
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    Font - ? @aliyahInterlude dance moms is so insane cause why were the mom's letting Abby talk to their kids like tht 10:41 AM 2/4/23 6.4M Views . . 210K Likes 13.3K Retweets 1,368 Quotes
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    Ecoregion - Corn →* @upblissed no fuckin way they use a camel in da middle east for google maps 7:18 .5G
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    Font - Luke Mones @Luke Mones Pimp my Ride was insane. some guy would be like "i need to fix my camry so i can get to work" and Xzibit was like "ok well we turned your trunk into a fish tank." 6:52 PM 2/4/23 149K Views . • 5,126 Likes 332 Retweets 17 Quotes
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    Hand - warrior cop @wyatt_privilege That's not how you use that expression but ok. cbr.com PlayStation's Wolverine Game Reportedly Has a Violent, 'Hard-R' Tone 9:48 AM 2/4/23 1.5M Views . 36.7K Likes 1,680 Retweets 132 Quotes

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